Preface

Rocky Karma, Baby!
Posted originally on the SquidgeWorld Archive at http://squidgeworld.org/works/61926.

Rating:
General Audiences
Archive Warning:
Major Character Death
Category:
Vs. / Antagonistic
Fandoms:
The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, Pikmin [Video Games]
Relationships:
Link & Navi [Legend of Zelda], Link [Legend of Zelda] vs Rock Pikmin [Pikmin], Link [Legend of Zelda] vs Yellow Pikmin [Pikmin]
Characters:
Link [Legend of Zelda], Navi [Legend of Zelda], Pikmin [Pikmin], Yellow Pikmin, Rock Pikmin
Additional Tags:
Parody, Humor, Crack, Karma, Rupees [Legend of Zelda], Pikmin Deaths, Mute Link [Legend of Zelda], No Dialogue, POV Third Person Limited, POV Link [Legend of Zelda], Word count: 100 - 500, Crack Crossover, Crossover, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Child Link [Legend of Zelda], RIP Pikmin, Cross-Posted from AO3, Betaed – No, Autistic Author, Antagonist Relationship
Language:
English
Stats:
Published: 2023-11-11 Words: 203 Chapters: 1/1

Rocky Karma, Baby!

Summary

A one-shot not to be taken seriously. After Link kills a yellow Pikmin and gets a Gold Rupee, the folly of wealth goes to his head. Humor, parody, crack fanfic.

Rocky Karma, Baby!

In the Kokiri Forest, Link needs to collect enough rupees to buy the Deku shield. He could look for the Kokiri sword, but he'd rather have the shield first. To do this, he picks up piles of grass and throws them on the ground, hoping to find some rupees.

Suddenly, Link pulls on a strange sprout and lifts a bizarre little yellow creature with big ears into the air. Not caring about it, Link throws it violently to the ground. The creature dies and in its place is a Gold Rupee.

Link collects the rupee and, seeing its value, smirk. The folly of wealth goes to his head. He forgets the Deku Tree, whom he must meet urgently. He forgets Navi, who begs him to continue his quest. Link continues to grab piles of grass, wanting to find other yellow creatures and kill them for their Gold Rupees.

Eventually, Link finds other creatures, but they look like rocks and throwing them to the ground doesn't kill them. The rock creatures, sensing that Link has killed one of their kind and intends to kill more, follow and attack him relentlessly. As Navi watches in horror, Link is killed before his quest has even begun.

Afterword

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